Proof that girls are evil

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First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time \times Money

And as we all know "time is money".

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money \times Money

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money = \sqrt{Evil}

Therefore:

Girls = (\sqrt{Evil})^2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil